I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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