life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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