shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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