Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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