I'm eating all of the evidence.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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