i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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