I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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