his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
