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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(585): View more from New York

he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him

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(512): View more from Texas

Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I want you more than these girls want KFC

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(817): View more from Texas

i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side

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(307): View more from Wyoming

You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I think he's an actor

(512): View more from Texas

That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner

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