I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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