did you get engaged???
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
