Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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