Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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