Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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