I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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