If that was your dad, he is hot
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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