I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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