I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
