i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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