Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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