Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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