Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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