I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How's work?
Spinning.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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