I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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