I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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