they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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