How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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