sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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