But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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