This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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