I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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