At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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