Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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