Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
handjob tips. give me some.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I could fuck to npr.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
