Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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