when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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