i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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