I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
