your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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