Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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