i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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