There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
