I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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