My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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