Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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