They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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