i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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