Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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