seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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