i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think i have two assholes
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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