Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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