When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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