You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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