By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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