Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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